Cleansing with Colon Blow - Ms. Red gives birth!
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I’m happy to announce that Ms. Red gave birth to her first toxic colon build-up baby earlier this evening. She delivered it past the 18 hour mark and had to wait almost a full 24 hours for the blessed event to occur. When asked to describe what she had released she said, “Yuck!”
Details will be forthcoming as both she and Elvis left the building early today and I won’t have contact with her again until tomorrow.
It was looking like Colon Blow was going to be a Colon Bust, but in the 9th inning it apparently came through with a grand slam.
Congratulations Ms. Red!
