Colon Cleanse with Friends – Day 41
It’s here, it’s here! My Colonix order has finally arrived! I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. In total it took 10 days to get my order (a bit on the slow side Dr.Natura) 
. According to the Dr. Natura website it should take approximately 5 days to ship Colonix from the fulfillment center in Henderson, NV to Florida. That wasn’t the case for me (obviously). Anybody else experience lengthy wait times for their Colonix orders?
Well, anyway, I’m too excited to worry about it. I didn’t receive the order until the evening so I was only able to drink the Kleritea. But tomorrow I’ll start it up right with a sawdust milkshake and some Paranil pills.
I woke up this morning feeling like poop again and I didn’t have the urge to go to the bathroom. I forced myself to go to work and I did feel better as the day progressed.
No Paranil pills
8:30am    Smoothie
9:20am    1st Movement – large snake with faint odor
12:30pm  Chicken burrito
3:00pm    2nd Movement – fatty stinker
6:45pm    Fish and potato with carrots
9:45pm    Kleritea (steeped for 7 minutes)
Overall: Only two movements for the day which has been my average for sometime now. As the day progressed I began to feel weaker and around dinner time my voice started to go. I sounded like Lou Rawls with a cold. Chicks dig his voice 
, but it doesn’t work with a pasty white boy like Mr. Monkey though.
The Kleritea helped a bit with my throat and I’m hoping to get a good night’s sleep to help me get over my sickness.
I know what my colon will be dreaming about tonight.
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March 29th, 2006 at 12:43 am
sweet dreams monkey. hope you recover soon.
on day 26 & 27 i took 2 of the biggest shits of my life
HUGE tangled stinky snakes. GROSS! also got on the scale for the first time in a month. i have lost 10 pounds! i couldn’t tell by looking or by the fit of my clothes.
it must just be that i am losing a lot of colon junk. it really is unbelievable.
March 29th, 2006 at 12:53 am
if you all would really like to see some gross shit…go to
http://www.ratemypoo.com and we think we’re poop crazy???
March 29th, 2006 at 11:52 am
That’s some funny shit
March 29th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Cookie, did it take until days 26 and 27 before you first noticed any differences? I’m on day 14 and I really don’t have any different movements than I used to…only if I steep the tea for a longer amount of time, I have to go immediately when I wake up. Other than that, I still see no real difference…especially no snakes!!!!
March 30th, 2006 at 10:03 am
Jen…i started to notice differences at day 8. i have always been regular, taking 3 poops same time every day. on colonix, i have to go the minute i awaken and sometimes about an hour later. the poops are usually large (bowl fillers) and float.
they are shaped like an intestine (curvy & fat). prior to the cleanse my turds were long, fat and smooth. my conclusion? the fiber is cleaning out those crevices in my digestive system full of sludge. i am on day 28 or 29…hell i have lost track because i am having so much fun spring cleaning my gut..any way i am noticing more normal poops with less sludge. it’s weird, one day lots of stinky crap and the next day fairly normal. diet plays a role in that i’m sure.
all i know is this. the program is easy to stick with and i feel so much better than i did 4 weeks ago. my skin looks better, i am sleeping like a baby, and i don’t feel hungry all the time like i used too. i have lost 10 pounds with no effort other than running to the toilet.
i just hope we don’t see a story on Dateline in a year telling us an investigation into Colonix has uncovered disturbing findings about its contents and how it affects the body.
did anyone ever find out who came up with this formula?? was it a doctor, an herbalist, nutritionist????
feelin’ the urge. later taters.
March 30th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Cookie, I’m curious about your diet, what are you eating? You also said your skin has cleared up, this is the nuber 2 reason I’m doing this. What were your skin issues and when did you first notice any improvement, and how were you able to attribute it to the colonix? I developed atopic dermatitis last year and am hoping the colon cleanse will help alleviate this problem.
March 30th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Francine, that’s a good question. I was wondering about the skin thing too because the past few days I have noticed that I’m breaking out pretty bad, which hasn’t happened to me in a long time! I was wondering if this is part of the cleanse and maybe the beginning of clearing up my skin. I haven’t had problems like you, but my skin hasn’t been in the best of shape lately…guess I’ll wait it out and see what happens!!!
March 30th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
jen & francine…regarding the skin issues…i am 50 and started having adult acne after i had my first child at 44.
flare ups here and there. i am through menopause now (so my doctor says) and i still have zits!!!! makes me crazy. most of them are on my chin which is usually attributed to hormone fluctuation. i have tried prescription meds, otc meds and nothing seems to clear it up completely. the first two weeks on the cleanse, i got more zits. i noticed them along my hairline which i have never had. my skin is clearing up and the texture and color have improved. i look healthier. it could also be from more restful, deep sleep my sleep has been messed up for the past 8 years! i drink my tea @ 10:30 every night and go to bed by 11. I am now getting 8 hours every night.so maybe the restful sleep is clearing up my skin and the colonix tea is helping me sleep better:)
i have noticed that my skin is a bit drier than usual. not flakey, just feels dry. i don’t know why because i drink a ton of water…always have…even before the cleanse.
francine…my diet is pretty good except for the occasional pizza & chocolate chip ice cream :p i eat alot of whole grains, veggies, not much of a meat eater and i drink a lot of cranberry water ( i wrote the formula down a few days back) and bottled water throughout the day. i haven’t made any changes to my diet since starting the cleanse.