Colon Cleanse with Friends – Day 42

I didn’t sleep well last night because of the coughing and when I woke up I had to discharge all the flem that built up in my lungs and nose during the night. You should have seen the mass that came out of my mouth! It looked like something from outerspace. Very nasty looking.

Anyway, I was tired and I had a slight urge to go first thing in the morning, but it quickly went away.

6:20am     4 Paranil pills
6:55am     1 scoop Colonix Intestinal Cleanser
7:30am     Smoothie
8:05am     1st Movement – evil looking black sinkers with faint odor
1:15pm     Turkey wrap
2:35pm     2nd Movement – more sinkers with no odor
5:30pm     3rd Movement – dark and nasty sinker with faint odor
6:00pm     Ravioli
8:35pm     4th Movement – dark stinker
9:40pm     Kleritea (steeped for 7 minutes)

Overall:  See that? I start taking the Colonix fiber and bam! I’m up to 4 movements for the day. The other thing I experienced (that I haven’t in a long while) was cramping. I suffered through some cramping during my drive into work in the morning and I also had it just before my 4th movement.

I also noticed that by my 4th movement I didn’t have that bloated feeling I’ve been having for a couple of weeks.

Hear that? Listen very carefully… can’t hear anything? Well, neither can Mr. Monkey. My sexy Lou Rawls voice has now turned into the sounds of silence. I’ve lost my voice completely and resigned myself to communicate with hand gestures and a small chalkboard tied around my neck a la Nell.

If a monkey is in a forest and drops a food baby and nobody is there to hear it does it make a sound? Anybody want to try and answer this riddle?

Regardless of losing my voice it was a good day poop wise and it appears as though my colon cleansing is back on track and ready to plop and roll.

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9 Responses to “Colon Cleanse with Friends – Day 42”

  1. Jr Monkey Club Member Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 12:28 am

    day 21 for me. I was kinda crampy yesterday and have been feeling kinda bloated. I let the tea sit for 10 minutes last night then this morning I went crazy and crapped so much it was above the water line. Like a giant poo pyramid. Ok that’s gross- here’s something more constructive. Warm grapejuice works great to mix the fiber with. It blends right in with the grape juice and give it a slight nutty flavor. Just as everyone else has mentioned cold makes it clump up quickly. I never though my college ‘chug-a-lug’ skills would ever be good for anything again but I was wrong. I’ve gotten to be pretty quick with my scoop/dump/stir/gulp technique.
    The best I’ve found so far to blend the fiber with is MetRx Vanilla meal replacement. That has me set for the morning. I feel nourished and not hungry. This is my number one choice for mixing the stuff up but sometimes cleaning the blender and all that is a pain so I just stick with the grapejuice.
    No m.p. yet but today was very productive. Do most people have to take more than 1 scoop of the fiber to see mp?

  2. Ubu Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 2:04 am

    I just ordered a two month supply, as I have been pondering a detox for a while. (Habitual coffee addict, someone is going to pay for the rehab and I know who…) I was a vegetarian for a while, then because of my school schedule went back to all things McNasty, although I try to stay away from McDonalds in general. Graduated, moved home, went vegetarian again.

    I am really contemplating a near-vegan diet for this fiasco. Hopefully this will work out for me OK and help me rid my body of these man-bosoms that have taken residency on my chest since I was a teenager. I have a feeling that 20 some odd years of normal to bad eating habits are going to make for an ugly Jackson Pollock painting in the bowl. Wish me luck- the detox of doom begins on Saturday.

    Ubu

    PS- Thanks for your review and commentary on your experience with this process. Cheers!

  3. Susan Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Dear Monkey,

    Sorry to hear you are still under the weather – good to hear that you have regained your regularity! Well today is day 1 for me. I mixed a 1/2 scoop of fiber with a 1/2 cup of the orange juice and drank er down. I was pleasantly surprised that it didn’t taste too bad at all. I then downed 2 glasses of water afterwards. I’m a coffee drinker and a smoker. No coffee this morning and I’m weaning myself down on the cigarettes. I smoked one on the way to work and left them in the car. No smoke breaks for me this morning.

    Sooo – the adventure has begun! I’m excited to see what transpires!

    Thanks again for sharing your experience with us all and I will be praying for a quick and speedy recovery for you!

    Susan

  4. francine Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Hey Monkey, what happened to Mr. Pink(?) amd Mr. White(?), you know your buddies that started this with you?

  5. Deborah Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Hi,

    I have been interested in doing the Colonix Cleanse for awhile, but am a little scared of any side effects that might hamper me while I’m working- like explosive diarreah or extreme gas, and when I googled for more information, I came upon Experiment Monkey.

    What do people think of it so far, would you recommend it, and are you really seeing “creatures” like they show on the website in your bowel movements?

    I would appreciate anyone’s comments before purchasing this!!!

    Thanks!!!

  6. JenJen Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Hey Deborah,
    I’ve been on Colonix for 2 weeks now and never had explosive diarrhea :) I have learned that the longer you steep the tea at night, the more urgently you have to go first thing in the morning. That’s really the only urgency I’ve had though. Throughout the day I’ve always had plenty of warning before needing to use the bathroom, so if you’re worried about being at work and having to run to the bathroom, it shouldn’t be too bad, altho you might stink the place up pretty bad!!! :) I have yet to see any creatures and hope not to, I’m definitely seeing a huge difference in what’s coming out though, so I’m hoping that I’m getting rid of lots of bad stuff!
    Hope that was so help for you! Read back on some of Monkey’s earlier days and you’ll see a lot of comments from others using Colonix and what they have found! :)

    JenJen

  7. cookie Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 10:45 pm

    i wasn’t going to write this but since we are all willing to share……………

    went to the bathroom first thing this morning…the usual huge
    fill-up-the-john poop. put my son on the school bus about 30 minutes later. 5 minutes after that i felt the urge to go again. i ran to the bathroom but i was too late.

    yes, i shit my pants. i could not believe it!!!!!!!! i haven’t done that since i was 2! i can’t understand why that happened. i am just glad i wasn’t in the car or at work :-0

    to the colonix newbies: this is not the norm!!!! it’s probably because i had a large spinach salad the night before.

    anyhoo…it was gross, so i just got in the shower underwear and all. what a morning.

  8. Mr. Monkey Says:
    March 31st, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Francine,

    I’m going to post an update about these guys soon. I just have to find the time to sit down and write it.

  9. Mr. Monkey Says:
    March 31st, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Cookie,

    LOL, LOL, LOL…. man you are too funny! Thanks for sharing you made my day.

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