Colonix Give Away
Okay, I’m back from my honeymoon and I’m getting back into the swing of things. This is what I’m going to do for the Colonix Give Away.
I want anyone interested in the one month’s supply of Colonix to respond to this post with a story as to why you feel you should get it. I’m going to leave this “contest” open until the end of June. If I don’t get enough responses I may keep the “contest” open for another week.
I will pick the top three entries and then have the people that visit my site vote for who should win.
Your story should be original, and if you want even humorus. The more unique the better!
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June 16th, 2006 at 7:23 am
I’m full of Shit!!!! Enough said.
June 20th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I have alot trouble with constipation and bloating. I’ve been told that I have IBS, then a slow colon. I also have lots of abdominal adhesions. I haven’t found anything that works! They have put me on Citracell which makes everything worse and Miralax that causes severe bloating. I’ve tried Zelnorm which doesn’t work at all and a new drug that is out, but it causes headaches and doesn’t work that well. I’ve tried some natural things, but haven’t had much luck. Would love to try Colonix after reading your experience with it! I would like to know what that “light feeling” is like.
June 20th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
I have been dealing with IBS/IBD (doctors can’t agree on a diagnosis) all my life. As the years pass my bowel function is getting worse. I have gone through every test that there is…I.E. Sitzmark Study, Barium Enema, Upper G.I., Lower G.I., Colonoscopy, Sygmoidoscopy (sp?) all to be told that they have no explanation for my inability to go to the bathroom. When I had my son in 2002 things took a turn for the worse. Instead of being able to go once a week I now have no colon function at all and have been deemed laxative dependant. Without the use of laxatives I would not be able to go at all. The last tests that I went through showed that my colon is no functioning and pretty much useless. I do know that the laxative that I take on a daily basis is not good for my body…but, I have been told that without that my body would end up poisioning itself due to my “dead” colon. I have been wanting to try this product as a last resort before checking into surgery to take out most of my colon and reroute everything to go almost immediately in the large intestine (I think) and then well, you know the rest. I read some of the testimonials and thought that this may just be the miracle I’ve been waiting for all my life…and maybe able to end the constant pain and laxative dependance I’ve grown accustomed to. I am a single mom though…and, that is what has been holding me back due to the fact that bills come before something like this. Thank you for taking the time to read this! I hope this has made somewhat of an impact…and, if at all possible I hope I will be picked to receive the free month supply. Thank you
June 21st, 2006 at 5:22 pm
I SHOULD GET IT CAUSE I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS ITEM IN MY EBAY ACCOUNT FOR THE PAST MONTH AND CAN’T AFFORD TO ” BUY IT NOW”CAUSE THE PARASITES “IN” ME DEMAND FEEDING..AND MY OTHER PARASITES THAT LIVE” WITH” ME DEMANDS AS WELL(MY FAMILY!){I MEAN THAT WITH LOVE LOL}
MY NUMBER ONE REASIN HOWERVER IS…………..
I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A SHIT FREE CELEBRITY.
AND SINCE I CAN’T AFFORD LIPOSUCTION AND BREAST IMPLANTS..THE LEAST I COULD GET IS A WORM FREE HINNEY!
PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.. I PROMISE TO POOP FAITHFULLY!
June 21st, 2006 at 11:43 pm
My dad has all the symptoms~bloating, headaches, aches and pains, gas, not being able to go to the bathroom for days, eating ex-lax like candy, etc. He is 65 and I am so afraid he will die from it! I want so bad to help him. God Bless you for this Colonix give away!
June 25th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
I have been researching colon cleansing for quite a while now, and to tell you the truth, I am grossed out! I can’t stand the feeling that all that junk is in my body! My stomach lurches just thinking about it. I would love to try this product out! Hopefully, I will not be too sickened by the horrid waste that comes out of me. As the great Bill Murry once said, “Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie! I need, I need!” – from What About Bob?
Thanks,
Shaina
June 28th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I’m in desperate need of a colon cleanse. My wife and daughter are afraid to sit next to me now because of the explosive gaseous emissions emanating from me. While it comes in handy to get seats in a crowded movie theater, it has provided somewhat embarrassing while getting intimate with my wife. Colonix seems to be the only way to save my marriage.
I’ve spent a lot of money on new pants and underwear as I keep burning holes in mine. A free month’s supply is exactly what I need.
I know there are good people out there who can relate to my struggle. For any of you who have been in a crowded elevator or plane and either let one rip or have been the victim of someone who has, please think kindly of me when you vote.
Thank you for your kind (oops!, excuse me) attention.
June 30th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Yes, I accept your offer of a one month free Colonic Cleansing program. Pick Me!
You see, my CT report indicated that I have a collapsed descending colon. This is scary, but did not scare the s… out of me! I have been on the internet for 2 hours this morning searching for information about this diagnosis. I found the Colonix advertisement and information. I thought that I was in a church service where everyone was on one accord with their horrible symptoms and wonderful results. I want to join the group but am skeptical since I have tried so many prescriptions and products. I have found a dieter’s tea that is somewhat helpful and Colonix includes a tea. Therefore, I think that this product may be just the solution I need.
June 30th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Inthe last for years I have had major medical problems. It started off with exploritory surgery, then a hystorectomy. When all of the problems still were not solved and I was still doubled over in pain I was sent to a Dr. that did a colonoscopy and upper GI where they found I have internal and external hemriods, polyps, acid reflux and gastritus. All of which they put my of more pills that help some what but never make all symptoms go away. I have since had swellin in my face that they thought ws caused by my 23 severe allergies (weed.grass.dust, etc) only to find a mass of infection that had to be removed. I thik all the pills that they have me on are really starting to do more damage than good. I have also been but on various depression meds only to get no relief. I have had a weight gain of 40lbs in the last year and diet doesn’t seem to be helping……….so if you tink your product will……..I would be willing to try it.
July 3rd, 2006 at 1:03 am
Are you really giving a colen cleanse away, or did you just pull this trick to see how desparate some people are to get on the welfare poop waggon? I found this webpage when searching for a source for Colonix. I have enjoyed reading *most* of these posts. There seems to be a few people that may need this more despirately than me, but you haven’t made up your mind yet, so please consider this:
I’ve never received anything free that had value. I think there is great value in improving my health. I have decided this weekend that my health is my number one prioarity for the next 6 months. My intent is to increase my mental and physical stamana so I can be more productive at work. I need to make more money, therefore, I will pay more taxes and then some of the people that don’t get this free offer from you might get on government welfare and finally get enough money to buy some Colonix® themselves.
Giving this to me could ultimate help many people because I will pay more taxes and make more cheritable contributions on my increased income. If this is not reason enough, then please consider me because I care enough to properly inclide the registered trademark symbal at the end of Colonix®.
Thanks for your kind offer and your consideration.
July 3rd, 2006 at 7:14 am
Hi Paul,
Yes, the giveaway is legit. I have decided to wait one more week to decide the top 3 in hopes of receiving a few more entries to choose from.
I want to thank everyone for their submission and ask that you bear with me one more week to find out who will move on to the next round.
July 4th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
I feel I need to cleanse my hiney
My butt is becoming not too tiny
What do you say about the worms,
the fecal mess, and all the germs?
My stomach’s becoming one big bloat
I hope I just don’t rock the boat
I really need a colon cleanse
Then maybe all will come out well
IN THE END….
July 7th, 2006 at 2:09 am
I think Betty Coram’s response is the most unique of the post. I was doing more research on the Colonix program and just wanted to put in my two cents. I have actually just started the Colonix program TONIGHT, it would be nice to get another package but we’ll see how it works first. =) Just my two cents on your give-a-way… WAY COOL!!!
July 7th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Ok for idk how long… ever since ive been a little kid my skin has been dry… I feel tired… Hardly ever use the restroom and I am 6’1 130 pounds… (I was reading today and found all these to be symtoms of maybe parasites).. My worst fear in the world are parasites.. My parents don’t take me seriously though… All I wanna do is just find something to take my mind off of how scary the ‘things’ are…. And I’m praying to God I don’t have any because I think if I knew for sure I’d put a gun to my head… This seems like it might be true after everythign I’ve read from colonix products… But since I’m broke and only 18.. Just about to attend college I seriously need something that may help ( if I have any kind of parasites )… So ppppleaseeee help me =(. Much love from, Brent.
July 11th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
I need that supply because in the last few days I have become obsessed with colonix and colon cleanses in general. I don’t even know if I need any such product to cure my colon, but my mind is in definite need. I will gladly keep you posted on any effects, whether good bad or unnoticeable, and you will be doing a great favor for a man who is teetering on the edge of colon paranoia induced mental insanity.
July 25th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
If I may…I want to vote for Cecilia. Cannot pass on someone who promises to poop faithfully! Made me laugh.
But if the contest is still going….Please consider giving the one month supply to me!! I will spare you the awful details of my poor health and just simply say….Pick ME! My poor dog Tito says to pick me too so that I will have the energy to go for long walks again. My cats Hanah, Moshee, Sophie, Tigger and Wally say to pick me so that I can have the strength to rescue more kitties. My bird Pippin also is singing to pick me so that I have the mental ability to form sentences to repeat over and over to him so that he will also sound intellegent….okay, I’m all pooped out. Gotta go take a nap….zzzzz (pick me!) zzzz