Colonix Giveaway – Choose the Winner!

The day has finally come to allow you, the readers of experimentmonkey.com…, to choose who will get the one month supply of Dr. Natura’s Colonix. I have choosen 3 finalists and it wasn’t easy. I would love to give everyone who entered something, but I can’t. :(

I want to thank everyone that wrote in and I wish all of you good health.

Okay, here we go… I have set up the poll (located on the right hand side under “Polls”) with the 3 finalists. Read their entries below and choose the one you feel is the most deserving of the one month supply of Colonix. Voting will be open until the end of July.

The finalists and their postings are as follows:

Heather S. says:

I have been dealing with IBS/IBD (doctors can’t agree on a diagnosis) all my life. As the years pass my bowel function is getting worse. I have gone through every test that there is…I.E. Sitzmark Study, Barium Enema, Upper G.I., Lower G.I., Colonoscopy, Sygmoidoscopy (sp?) all to be told that they have no explanation for my inability to go to the bathroom. When I had my son in 2002 things took a turn for the worse. Instead of being able to go once a week I now have no colon function at all and have been deemed laxative dependant. Without the use of laxatives I would not be able to go at all. The last tests that I went through showed that my colon is no functioning and pretty much useless. I do know that the laxative that I take on a daily basis is not good for my body…but, I have been told that without that my body would end up poisioning itself due to my “dead” colon. I have been wanting to try this product as a last resort before checking into surgery to take out most of my colon and reroute everything to go almost immediately in the large intestine (I think) and then well, you know the rest. I read some of the testimonials and thought that this may just be the miracle I’ve been waiting for all my life…and maybe able to end the constant pain and laxative dependance I’ve grown accustomed to. I am a single mom though…and, that is what has been holding me back due to the fact that bills come before something like this. Thank you for taking the time to read this! I hope this has made somewhat of an impact…and, if at all possible I hope I will be picked to receive the free month supply. Thank you

Steve R. says:

I’m in desperate need of a colon cleanse. My wife and daughter are afraid to sit next to me now because of the explosive gaseous emissions emanating from me. While it comes in handy to get seats in a crowded movie theater, it has provided somewhat embarrassing while getting intimate with my wife. Colonix seems to be the only way to save my marriage.

I’ve spent a lot of money on new pants and underwear as I keep burning holes in mine. A free month’s supply is exactly what I need.

I know there are good people out there who can relate to my struggle. For any of you who have been in a crowded elevator or plane and either let one rip or have been the victim of someone who has, please think kindly of me when you vote.

Thank you for your kind (oops!, excuse me) attention.

Betty Coram says:

I feel I need to cleanse my hiney
My butt is becoming not too tiny
What do you say about the worms,
the fecal mess, and all the germs?
My stomach’s becoming one big bloat
I hope I just don’t rock the boat
I really need a colon cleanse
Then maybe all will come out well
IN THE END….

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6 Responses to “Colonix Giveaway – Choose the Winner!”

  1. Mary Coram Says:

    I vote for Betty Coram

  2. Debbie Lee Says:

    Betty Coram’s entry is a hoot! lol

  3. Janis Reehlesd Says:

    I vote for Betty Coram as I am a poet, myself.

  4. Evangeline Renaldi Says:

    Betty Coram should def get this!

  5. James Says:

    While many poems with wit can come,
    They can be writ by most anyone.
    But his beautiful prose wins as I leave
    So my vote shall be cast for Steve.

  6. Linsey Says:

    OMG, Betty’s response is soooo funny. Glad she won the contest!

    Linsey
    http://www.pamperingu.com

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