Congratulations to Mrs. Coram who came on strong this last week to beat out Steve R. and his humorous entry.

Mrs. Coram please send me an email to webmaster@experimentmonkey.com or use my contact form (http://www.experimentmonkey.com/contact-monkey/) so I can make the arrangements to ship the one month supply of Colonix to you.

Thanks to everyone that voted.

Monkey

I want to thank everyone that wrote in and I wish all of you good health.

Okay, here we go… I have set up the poll (located on the right hand side under “Polls”) with the 3 finalists. Read their entries below and choose the one you feel is the most deserving of the one month supply of Colonix. Voting will be open until the end of July.

The finalists and their postings are as follows:

Heather S. says:

I have been dealing with IBS/IBD (doctors can’t agree on a diagnosis) all my life. As the years pass my bowel function is getting worse. I have gone through every test that there is…I.E. Sitzmark Study, Barium Enema, Upper G.I., Lower G.I., Colonoscopy, Sygmoidoscopy (sp?) all to be told that they have no explanation for my inability to go to the bathroom. When I had my son in 2002 things took a turn for the worse. Instead of being able to go once a week I now have no colon function at all and have been deemed laxative dependant. Without the use of laxatives I would not be able to go at all. The last tests that I went through showed that my colon is no functioning and pretty much useless. I do know that the laxative that I take on a daily basis is not good for my body…but, I have been told that without that my body would end up poisioning itself due to my “dead” colon. I have been wanting to try this product as a last resort before checking into surgery to take out most of my colon and reroute everything to go almost immediately in the large intestine (I think) and then well, you know the rest. I read some of the testimonials and thought that this may just be the miracle I’ve been waiting for all my life…and maybe able to end the constant pain and laxative dependance I’ve grown accustomed to. I am a single mom though…and, that is what has been holding me back due to the fact that bills come before something like this. Thank you for taking the time to read this! I hope this has made somewhat of an impact…and, if at all possible I hope I will be picked to receive the free month supply. Thank you

Steve R. says:

I’m in desperate need of a colon cleanse. My wife and daughter are afraid to sit next to me now because of the explosive gaseous emissions emanating from me. While it comes in handy to get seats in a crowded movie theater, it has provided somewhat embarrassing while getting intimate with my wife. Colonix seems to be the only way to save my marriage.

I’ve spent a lot of money on new pants and underwear as I keep burning holes in mine. A free month’s supply is exactly what I need.

I know there are good people out there who can relate to my struggle. For any of you who have been in a crowded elevator or plane and either let one rip or have been the victim of someone who has, please think kindly of me when you vote.

Thank you for your kind (oops!, excuse me) attention.

Betty Coram says:

I feel I need to cleanse my hiney
My butt is becoming not too tiny
What do you say about the worms,
the fecal mess, and all the germs?
My stomach’s becoming one big bloat
I hope I just don’t rock the boat
I really need a colon cleanse
Then maybe all will come out well
IN THE END….

I want anyone interested in the one month’s supply of Colonix to respond to this post with a story as to why you feel you should get it. I’m going to leave this “contest” open until the end of June. If I don’t get enough responses I may keep the “contest” open for another week.

I will pick the top three entries and then have the people that visit my site vote for who should win.

Your story should be original, and if you want even humorus. The more unique the better!